Corrupt-A-Wish

Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted, but then the site crashes, so no one can see your description.


I wish that I could play Viola next year again.

Granted, but your bow breaks.

I wish I could get more cowbell.

Granted, but then you forget how to make it make sound.

I wish that I could get an A in every class at school.

Granted, but then you get titled a know-it-all and have no friends

I wish I had my buddies with me

Granted, but then they all mysteriously vanish without a trace.

I wish I could think of something to wish for...

Granted but then it turns out your wish was the wrong thing to wish for now your life has been ruined up beyond repair.

I wish my dog wouldn't be so afraid of the loud noise fireworks make.

Granted but then it becomes terrified of another sound and runs away.

I wish my life hadn't been 'ruined up beyond repair'.

Granted, but then your life becomes so boring that it is not worth living.

I wish i had a better tennis racket.

Granted, but you have nowhere to use it anyway.

I wish I had a taco

Granted. But then Harry Styles comes and eats in.

I wish an amazing story idea would come to me.

Granted, but no one reads the story.

I wish my headphones would work.

Granted, but the thing the head phones are connected to doesn't work.

I wish I had a million bucks

Granted, but then a meteor comes and hits all your money, burning in.

I wish I didn't just get sunburn right now T.T

Granted, but then you can never leave your home.

I wish my dang knee would stop hurting.

Grated, but then your whole body but your knee hurts

I wish I had the green box Juicy Juice ):

Granted, but then you spill it all over your favorite shirt in front on a large crowd ruining it forever and embarrassing yourself to boot.

I wish bugs would stop bugging me.

Granted, but then they change their species name to bugs and they start nugging you =P

I wish I could breath under water for a long time.

Granted but then you are classified as a freak and sold to a circus where you have to spend the rest of your life inside a tank.

I Wish I knew why I was so hungry.

{Im claustrophobic though D:}

Granted, but then you realize what you crave is baby flesh.

I wish it was night time.

Granted, but then your parents send you to bed with no dinner and force you to go to sleep right away - no sneaking back on to your tablet or whatever. This is done for no reason at all other than your parents felt like annoying you.

I wish the U.S. economy would be in perfect shape all the time, with 0% unemployment.

Granted, bu when you go to work, you notice that it is way too crowded.

I wish I could go to the moon.

Granted, but then aliens come and experiment on you.

I wish I had some water.

Granted but then your learn that you are allergic.

I wish I didn't feel so sick.

Granted but then everyone of your friends become sick.

I wish there were no curfews