Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted but then you ate dropped and break
I wish to be a police officer

Granted, but you are demoted for not going through training first.
I wish Pixar characters were real

Granted. But they turned evil and became serial killers(Dacheese is my head thinking about? ._.)

I wish I became a great frost-dragon!

Granted, but the military comes to preform tests on you.
I wish I could fly!

But then you lose your powers and you splat n the ground
I wish for more sausage in the world

Granted, but a lot of fat piggies came out from their hiding spot under your bed and ate them all.

I wish I was in an anime!

Granted, but you're one of those characters who dies in the first episode.

I wish I could use telekinesis!

Granted, but then you turn into a taco (I really dunno what just happened there....)

I wish....well...I'm actually quite happy with my life. I wish for a donut.

But it was poisoned by aliens. X3

I have a magic necklace that grants my every wish.

Granted, but you can only use use it 1/2 time a day.

I wish I was a Barbie doll

But then you got flushed down the toilet

I wished for a calm sleep,without any distractions

Granted, but it's full of nightmares

I wish I could turn into any animal I wish!

Granted, but then you get eaten by a predator.

I wish I could be a TV ;D

Granted, but then some kid comes and breaks you! :3

I wish I could be invisible

But it used to much energy and you eventually died.

I wish I could ride Neon Pegasus.

Granted. But itsback is covered in horns, so if you sit on it your butt will break.(I should just go to bed now. o_o)

I wish I was covered in fluff!

Granted, but you're taken over by the fluff and lead the Dust Bunny revolution.

I wish I was a puppy!

(Dust bunny revolution? That actually sounds fun >:3)
Granted, but you got hit by a car.

I wish I was the god of animals!

Granted but then Hades orders two little things to give you a potion thing to make you mortal

I wish i could meet all 5 of one direction

Granted, but they turned out to be zombie cyborg vampire ghosts and ate you.

I wish to devour the unborn!

Granted, but the unborn get angry and riot inside of you

I wish I had a coke.

Granted, but you found it on the ground and drank it, and it was cursed by ME.

I wish I could meet One Direction, Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber. :3

Granted, but they turned out to zombies and ate your brain.

I wish I had a big, fluffy pet wolf to cuddle with ^^

But the wolf decided he had enough cuddling, and ate your head off.

I wish my bestest best friedily friend won't be homeschooled! T^T

Granted, but Lark's pet wolf ate him/her.

I wish for a planet full of unicorns!