For your own viewing enjoyment I would like you to read two voicemails I received, about a month or two apart. I have no idea who this person is. He has an irish accent.
VOICEMAIL #1:
"Amanda its (???). Amanda, can you let me know if you hear any water runnin in the toilets either upstairs or in your downstairs errr (area??). Ah. The last bill I got seemed to be huge water runnin' in the building so let me know, Amanda, if you hear the toilet on and off, on and off, either on the top or you or on the side or in your own place. Ah, just give me a call back if, naturally you'll probably let me know a while before then but I'm just double checkin since I changed the meter about 5 weeks ago outside. Let me know, Amanda, if you hear anything. ___number here____"
My name is not Amanda.
VOICEMAIL #2:
"Amanda, it's (???), Amanda, that rain seems to be comin down very heavy, Amanda. So make sure you check the _(float?)__ and the pump if you (throw some water in there it'll come on??). (SERIOUS IRISH ACCENT HERE I CAN'T EVEN) Ay, it's (__I don't know what he's saying__) as I said (__still don't know what he's saying__) this rain seems to be comin' down in buckets. Ok Amanda, if you have any problems just give me a call back __phone number here__. Thanks Amanda, bye.
I don't even .. these are probably the most awesome voicemails ever. his accent is awesome. ihopeit'sliamneeson
I also recently got a voicemail that is about 5 minutes of complete silence from someone in Wisconsin.