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So same thing as the title out of ten
So you also post a joke too


What did the green grape say to the purple grape



BREATH!!!

7/10

Is your fridgerator running?
Yes.
Then you'd better go catch it!

hmm 5/10

What did the traffic light say to the car?

"Dont look im changing!"

10/10 XD

Knock knock
Whose there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Whose there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Whose there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Whose there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

8/10

What you get if you cross a wild horse with a joke?

Unbridled laughter.

2/10 (i dont get it o.o)

What do you get when you kiss a vampire?

A pain in the neck.

5/10

How did the farmer fix his jeans ?

With a cabbage patch !

6/10

What do you get when you cross a Snowman and a Vampire?

Frostbite!

7/10

What did the green grape tell the purple grape?

BREATHE!

8/10

What was the roofer's favorite Christmas carol?

"Shingle Bells!"

lol

9/10

What did the cow want to do on a date?

Go to the moovies!

7/10

What do construction workers in the arctic use?

Snowcones!

8/10
why dont alien's eat clowns?
because they taste funny.

6/10


What do you call 4 bullfighters fighting in quicksand?

Quadro Sinko!

2/10
(i dont get it)
what do you get if butter had fingers?
butterfingers

(Quadro is 4 in spanish and sinko is like cinco which is five in spanish )

3/10

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese

5/10 Heard it before.


Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Eh, FBNRL, sorry)
5/10

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.

“Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
“I´m having a baby.” – she replies.
“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.
“Yes, it is.” – she says.

“Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.
“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”

That's just no right falcon. 3/10

A guy with a mask goes in a store. He goes and grabs some food and goes to the paying counter.
The counter guy said,"I don't want any trouble."
The mask guys says,"I don't want any trouble either."

He pays the guy and gets in a car without a ceiling.
His friends say,"You forgot to take the mask off.

Police alarms slid in the distance.
Everyone says,"We better get out of here."

3/10 Didn't get it.

Why did the elephant paint himself like a rainbow? To hide in the crayon box.

(Lol, my jokes are so stupid they're FUNNY)

lol 6/10

what happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
SHE HAD MITTENS

Ok this one is good 5/10

I was going to tell you a blind joke. But yo wouldn't see the point!

6/10

What happens when you shake a baby? Well, Justin Beiber dies from shaking his song!

4/10 meh...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

6/10
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.