Drama Llama Issue #1; CHEATING!?!?!?

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Most of the time what you'll read will seem kind of crazy and unrealistic. But trust me, it's all true. Well, most of it. Drama Llamas will probably be released every couple of weeks or a month, we don't know since it is the first issue! If you're interested in having your Drama Llama article featured on the next issue, just PM me (Shadestar) and we can discuss. Or, just send in the article and I'll read it and let you know! It doesn't look very pleasant because it is the first issue but bear with us here!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!
Skypaw and Tallfeather cheating on each other!?!?
It seems what was up next in these forbidden star-crossed lovers was nothing good. When everyone thought eternal bliss (well, not really, since Shadestar was on the case as always) turned out to be horrifying. SHOCKING new evidence of Tallfeather cheating on Skypaw with MULTIPLE women, and EVEN A MAN! When Drama Llama interviewed Tallfeather, he insisted that "i did NOT the evidence is a LIE" which is completely against what the evidence shows!!! This cheating began almost IMMEDIATELY after Skypaw went away!

^^^Pictured cheating with Silverpaw

^^^Picture cheating with Ravenpaw

When confronted with the evidence:

After telling Skypaw about this, she got EXTREMELY VIOLENT!

Tallfeather proposing to Ravenpup!!!:

Since we are trustworthy, we further took on the case by interviewing the man himself.


INTERVIEW #1: TALLFEATHER

Quote :

1. WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON SKYPAW?
i did NOT the evidence is a LIE

2. ARE YOU PLANNING ON SUING HER?
well it depends on who she was with at the time

3. WHY POTATO?
because that baked potato i had for dinner was godsent

4. ARE YOU SECRETLY 'IN THE CLOSET'?
well i am a shemale techincally so i have no set GENDER so i have no set SEXUALITY

5. WHY DID YOU INSIST OUR SHOCKING EVIDENCE WAS FABRICATED AND THAT IT WAS AN IMPOSTOR?
because it was duh

6. DID YOU KNOW SKYPAW WAS CHEATING ON YOU AT THE SAME TIME?
THE SAME TIME AS WHAT i never cheated on her and her scandal is just so shocking its stressed me out and ugh :-:

INTERVIEW #2: SKYPAW
WE WERE GOING TO SHOW YOU SKYPAW'S INTERVIEW BUT SHE WAS WILDLY UPSET AND SO WE DECIDED TO HOLD IT BECAUSE WE ARE NICE PEOPLE. However, we can give this away!

^ SKY ADMITTED SHE WAS CHEATING ON TALL THE WHOLE TIME!

Quote :

1. WE HAVE INSIDE INTEL THAT WHILE THIS WAS GOING ON, YOU WERE ALSO CHEATING ON HIM. IS THIS TRUE?
It is true, though it wouldn't be cheating on him more than me cheating with him on my other lover. I have no more comments for this topic.

2. WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CAT LIKE?
It was very. . .furry.
Nuff said.

^ Food for thought!


Next we asked a bystander what she thought of this situation!


INTERVIEW #3: RAINSTAR

Quote :

1. HOW ARE YOU?

I am doing great! How are you doing?

2. WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU SAW THE SHOCKING EVIDENCE THAT TALLFEATHER WAS CHEATING ON SKYPAW?

When I saw the shocking evidence of Tallfeather cheating on Skypaw, I was well shocked! I thought to myself, "OMG! Did Tallfeather really do that? No! Look at the screen there it is! All evidence! OMG he did!" I was absolutley mind blown.

3. IF YOU WERE IN HER PLACE, WHAT WOULD YOU ADVISE HER TO DO NOW? LAWYER UP?

If I were in Skypaw's place I would leave and never speak to Tallfeather again until he proved to me that he deserves for my forgiveness. And yes I would defenitley get a lawyer, and sue him for everything he's got!

INTERVIEW #4: HAWKPOOL

In other news, Neil Pawstrong passed away yesterday. He shall forever be missed.


And that concludes this issue!
Reader questions (not mandatory, food for thought):
1. If this were you, would you sue?
2. What was your reaction when you discovered this SHOCKING information?