Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted but then you dream too large and fail epicly at your dream causing you to crawl in a cave eating nothing but lima beans for the rest of your life. (quit doing hard ones! lol)

I wish you would stop posting hard wishes.

Granted but I do harder ones.

I wish that everything wasn''t corrupted.

Granted but then everyONE is.

I wish I could get to work on this algebra test again...

Granted, but you fail.

I wish I had red hair ;;

Granted, but you get attacked by a bird that likes red.
I wish my friend was always here.

Granted but your friend shuns you.

I wish everyone wasn't corrupted.

Granted but only you are.

I wish good wishes could come true...

Granted, but you can only think about bad wishes.
I wish my neighbor wasn't so annoying.

Granted but then your other neighbor becomes annoying.

I wish I had some cheetos right now.

Granted but they're moldy.
I wish I could snap my fingers and have pizza come to me.

Granted, but it has all your least favorite toppings.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but there's no sky to fly in.
I wish I had a large dog.

Granted but it drops large turds..

I wish kittens didn't have claws

Granted but then they have huge fangs...

I wish that my cat would stop annoying me!

Granted but then your parents annoy you

I wish I had a book of riddles

Granted but they don't make sense.

I wish I had a piece of everybody.

Granted but then we all take a chunk of you

I wish I wasn't lazy

Granted but then you're insane...


I wish everyone didn't take a chunk of me..

Granted but they eat you whole instead

I wish the world would never end

Granted but you end.

I wish you didn't end...

Granted, but everyone else does.
I wish my dogs weren't so annoying

granted but then they hate you

I wish that I can get more members on Pawsteps.

Granted but then no one roleplays

I wish wolfquest wouldn't always glitch.

Granted but then your computer crashes.
I wish my friends friend was different

Granted but then your friend ignores you because the other friend is cooler.

I wish there was more time in a day.