Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted but it gives us so much time we are stuck in a day forever

I wish there were 7 rps

Granted but none of them are active.

I wish I could have some chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream... (seriously I want some now!)

Granted but worms crawl into it 0.o

I wish I had a mocha latte (I'm craving one)

Granted but someone comes along, drinks it, and hands the empty cup back to you.

I wish my phone was a lot better than it is now.

Granted but then you love it so much you take it everywhere, and one day you drop it in the toilet 0.o

I wish I had sprinkles -3-

Granted but someone poisoned them and when you eat them, you die.

I wish I could only corrupt wishes and not have to wish.

Granted but then you never get anything again

I wish I had a good meal tonight

Granted but every single dinner you get afterwards is horrible.

I wish I could get something.

Granted, but 'something' is assumed to mean 'nothing', so you get nothing.


I wish my family could afford new cars.

Granted but then a catastrophy happens and cars are never used anymore.

I wish I could get a laptop already.

Granted but then that laptop breaks and you cannot get a refund and don't have enough to replace it.

I wish my computer could get internet anywhere.

Granted but when you travel you are to busy for it

I wish I was here for new members

Granted but then you never talk to the old ones.

I wish Lilystar wasn't lazy with organizing the apprentice ceremony for me and Silver.

granted but she works so much on it she never does anything else again

i wish i was awesome

Granted, but no one sees it.
I wish I was more fun.

Granted but everybody else is boring

I wish I was back home

Granted but no one is with you.
I wish my friend would forgive me.

Granted but then something worse happens

I wish I was faster

Granted but you trip and break your leg which ends up with you losing your leg.
I wish math didnt exist

Granted but then it's given a new name and is the only subject in school.

I wish Algebra wasn't so hard to understand...

Granted but then all other subjects were hard.
I wish I was smarter.

Granted but then you are so smart you pass through school so quickly and you don't get to enjoy your youth.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted but then everyone else is.
I wish I was a quicker thinker.

Granted but you think so quickly you react to something before hearing the rest of the sentence and end up falling off a cliff.

(you forgot to post your wish, lol)