Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted but word got out and everyone comes from far lands to see you and it all became to mush so you died from stress

I wish there was such thing as a never ending bar of chocolate

Granted, but you got fat for eating too much of it

I wish there were no wars (maybe keep Star-Wars though)

Granted, but all the peace and tranquility got to your head and drove you insane so you hit someone and then you become the most wanted etc.

I wish i could sleep for as long as i like and wake up when i want

Granted, but then your tired all the time and aren't able to keep your eyes open
I wish I owned a large piece of property.

Granted but then it gets bombed

I wish wolves could be pets ^.^

Granted, but they eat you
I wish I could get to sleep right now :s

Granted but you get woken up in 5 minutes

I wish my headache would go away D<

Granted, but first you have to pay £1,000,000 and fill out this paperwork
I wish that I knew the answer to everything in the universe

Granted but then you get bullied and people say you are a geek!

I wish i could play well at athletics (well 4th out of 16 is quite good but the thing is... i loose my stamina and go red... really red...)

Granted, but you are competing against 2 year olds

I wish that pigs could fly because it would look funny

Granted, but most get stuck in the power-lines and cut off the power to cities, plus random pigs would be hanging everywhere ^^

I wish that more people would come on TFC the same time as me

Granted, but than they all ignored you
I wish all my wishes where granted

Granted but all your wishes are pointless

I wish i could live forever

Granted but you became instantly old and couldent move, talk, eat, see, or hear (Its a cruel cruel world...)
I wish I was poor

(Why? That's already a bad wish, so it doesn't need a corruption, but still...)
Granted, but then you are homeless and end up on the streets begging for money.

I wish Mitt Romney had picked a better running-mate.

Granted but then you hate Mitt Romney.
I wish I knew the answer to everything.

Granted but nobody ever asks you anything anymore

I wish my Rabbit didn't stink

Granted but then you stink.
I wish i could get revenge on the kids next door.

Granted, but then their parents get revenge on you
I wish Harry Hill had hair. <- ALLITERATION!!!

Granted but then he because unpopular because everyone likes his baldness

I wish i became famous and everyone liked me and i was not like Lindsay Lohan or anything because i am very nice o.o

Granted but you have a mega super busy life with fans and work and such

I wish fairytales could come true

Granted, but only the bad ones do

I wish I could run 100 miles an hour

Granted but then a circus makes you join a freak show o.O

I wish i didnt have curly hair

Granted but its so flat you cant do anything to it (its ok I have really curly hair too *sigh*)

I wish I could adopt a kitten

Granted but then my dog comes and eats it... (and btw my hair is EXTRA curly x3)

I wish silverpaw wasnt in your couch stealing your money...