Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

But the unicorns got tired of the planet and decided to take over Earth, led by their queen Swiftminkicorn. Everyone on the planet, except for Swiftminkicorn and the unicorns, died tragically.

I wish that my parents won a $100,000,000 lottery. (I'm greedy, get used to it. -w-")

Granted, but the very next day it was discovered that they were robbed of all their money.

I wish that Geometry wasn't difficult for me.

Granted, but then your brain became so big, it exploded.

I wish I could hug a big, fluffy fat cat.

Granted, but then someone came along and shaved him, no fluffy.

I wish I could go Skiing

Granted, but you fall in a deep hole ad ever get out.

I wish my favorite minecraft server wasn't down! =^.^=

Granted, but Herobrine (However you spell it...) harassed you until you quit Minecraft all together.

I wish I could use cool presets on Feral Heart...

(Herobrine is only in minecraft mods. But lol, you probably didn't know xD)
Granted, but then FH goes down ;-;

I wish I had unlimited wishes (:<

Granted, but you could never use them!

I wish I was a cloud

Granted, but then you.. uhm rain, and you disappear!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but when you came up with one, you instantly forgot it.

I wish I were a cat.

Granted, but then I came along and hugged the wittle kitty so tight, you exploded.

I wish I were taller