Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

granted but then you go deaf instead

i wish you would be quiet (JK)

granted, but everyone would go silent

i wish that the world could be free of war

Granted but there. HUGE

I wish for a ipad

granted but you forgot to wish for the charger as well.

I wish people posted more

Granted but then people post over 100000 times a second and its hard to keep track of things

I wish my dreams came true and nothing bad happened to it or me or anyone or anything

Granted, but you were put in an insane asylum in a room with the cushions on the side and you had to wear a strait jacket before you made the wish so you're stuck like that.

I wish sports were gone!

Granted, but they make a new name and keep the real thing

I wish I wasnt lame

Granted, but it lasts only for 2 seconds.

I wish people would know what HTML really means. (Hyper text markup language)

Granted but then they forget

I wish people weren't always trying to get a date as soon as possible

Granted but then they dont date at all.

I wish I wasnt lame and stayed non lame

Granted but people don't notice

I wish I weighed 50 pounds less

Granted but then. You gain twice as much baack

I wish I lost 50 and didnt gain back

Granted but you look the same

I wish I had Hazza to myself and he loved me and we could live together forever

Granted but he secretly is maarried

I wish you would stop posting for li,e one minute

Granted but I never stop again

I wish I could come over for three days

(Me no wanna corupt that)

I wish you wish could come true

(Don't wanna corrupt that)

I wish I would never get fat

Granted but everybody hates u

I wish I was a vampire

Eww granted but I would have to stay away from you

I wish I had super powers

Granted but everybody forgets who you were

I wish I were a wolf

Granted but you lose everything even me....

I wish we had two lives

Granted but the second life is worse

I wish I waas prettier

(You already are) Granted but the others step up their game

I wish some girls didn't act like they are all that.

I not corrupting tnat

I wish people nagged less

Granted but there is no drama at all not fun....

I wish we had good looks Lol.....