Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted but a worm lives in it

I wish for itch cream

Granted, but it has gone off and it's mouldy
I wish i had some grapes <3

Granted but they are warm and icky

I wish my stomache would shut up

Granted but you still have a stomache
I wish for some water

Granted but you spill it on yourself

I wish my muscles didn't hurt

Granted but you can barely move
I wish for some apple juice in abox

Granted but the box has a hole in it

I wish writing stories didn't take so long

Granted, but then your stories are terrible.

I wish TFC used its chatbox more.

Granted but they use it so much they never RP

I wish I could take a week off from school and just do work at home

Granted but you get everything on the homework completely wrong.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted but it is the worst mistake ever

I wish for a oreo

Granted but you droped it in manure
I wish for and ice cream cone

Granted but it melts everywhere

I wish for 1,000 dollars

Granted, but it was all fake
I wish i had some food right now

Granted but it is rotten

I wish I could Lise 40 pounds in two weeks easily

Granted but you gain it all again the next day
I wish for a wish that isnt corrupt

Granted but that wish is useless
I wish I could eat the chocolate in the freezer

Granted but it's too cold and you get an extremely bad brain freeze

I wish tissue boxes never ran out of tissue, A'choo!

Granted, but the tissues were like sandpaper
I wish i didn't have writer's block

Granted but all you do is write and everyone thinks your boring

I wish I could fit under the couch

Granted, but then you get stuck
I wish i could climb up the curtain

Granted but spiders do not invite you

I wish creepy insects weren't sooo creepy.....

Granted, but they're so beautiful that you end up running away with one and .... yea... O_O not pretty

I wish for lots and lots of hats

Granted, but you have to give them all away within the space of 24 hours
I wish that I was never tired or needed sleep again

Granted but you eat and talk so much you become fat bored and your throat hurts

I wish energy drinks worked