Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted, but the dagger is evil and kills you.

I wish i could hug a rainbow(XD)

Granted, but it swallows you up

I wish i could be a Marshan

Granted
But then they dicey you and you die

I wish i was famous

Granted but someone assassinates you

I wish I was immortal

Granted, but when the sun explodes, you explode with it.

I wish, someone loved me

Granted but they dump you after a while

I wish I had a pie

Granted, but the pie was poisonus.

I wish, I had something to wish for

Granted, but it explodes in your face.

I wish I had a dog

Granted but it eats you

I wish I owned a zoo

Granted, but all the animals escape and eat you.


I wish my cat didn't die.

Granted but it died later anyway

I wish I had a real wolf

Granted but you get shot by hunters.

I wish I had flying powers.

Granted but you ran into a plane

I wish I had my own computer

Granted but then you drop it.

I wish I was 16 so i could get a job in a library :{D

Granted, but you get fired on your first day.

I wish my Science and Math grades didn't suck right now. (They're not terrible, but not that great either.)

Granted, but then you fail Language and English.

I wish I was an assassin :{D

Granted, but you're executed in the first month.

I wish serial killers didn't exist.

Granted, but phycopaths ruled the world instead.

I wish I had Isteria D:

Granted,but then you forgot what it was
I wish for some pure not poisoned bacon.

Granted but you still get intoxicated.

i wish for no homework.

But then you got dumb and failed at life
I wished for,sleep

But you sleep forever but feel everything around you going on day after day

I wish for Misha Collins

Granted, but she dies the day she arrives. And you're prohibited from holding a funeral for her.

I wish I was capable of getting a 35 on the ACT. (pm me and I'll explain why a 36 isn't a good thing.)

granted but then the test gets coffee spilled on it
i wish to be prom queen

Granted but you loose your crown.

I wish I was a giant diamond!