From Dream to Nightmare!

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Okay so, you play this game by someone saying a dream they made up, have, or had, then someone changes their dream to a nightmare by using the items or something in a persons dream, I'm really bad at explaining some times so heres an example:

Person1: I dreamed i swam with dolphins

Person2: but they ended up being sharks and they ate you
I dreamed i had a great tasting lollipop!

And so on, I'll start:

I dreamed I could fly

Bit then you got shot by a hunter
I dreamed of being a redneck(anything i guess :/)

But then your neck turns red

I wish i had a DOLLAR! :3

But then you loose it
I dreamed to find a $200 dollar bill it the gutter

umm, but the 200$ dollar bill was fake.

I dreamed my brother would stop hitting me!

But instead he would yell i your ear
I dreamed that pigs were green and be all flabby

but then the bacon is all mutated and deadly

I wish i found love o.o

But your love is too lovey and you get followed everywhere.

I dreamed i was 5.5. (Five foot five)

Granted, but everything else magically gets taller and your growth is insignificant.
I wish I had some cheetos <3

Bit you find up they were expired since last year
I dreamed i could not have a strict teacher. Or any other strict teachers.

Granted, but instead you get foreign teachers that can't speak English.
I wish my birds didn't throw seeds all over the floor.

But then they poop on the floor instead
I dreamed of haing a unicorn (can't think of anything else :/)

But you kissed the unicorn and the horn went through your head.


i dreamed i could fly!

But then you lost it while flying HIGH up in the sky, and fell down

I dreamed i was a cat

But then you were eaten by a wild pack of dogs. RIP

I wish all of those stupid little princess movies didn't make love look so easy and simple o_e

Bam! Now they all captalize on hating people and the universe becomes a place where Everyone hates Everyone & Everything, including themselves!

I dreamed that I was valedictorian of my class. (and no, irl, I have no realistic chance of getting such a thing.)

But then you slip on a banana peel and you're the laughing stock of your class all year o_o

I wish...I could give my friend my knowlage of playing the trombone o_o (even though ima baritone player xD)

You teach your friend, but they end up hitting you with it, because you taught them even worse.

I dreamt I was the best driver ever.

Granted! But a bad driver come and crashes you.
I wish I could run as fast as a cheetah!

Granted, but you never stop running. 0.0 So you overheat!

I dreamed that I was a frog.

Granted, but then you kept getting kissed by princesses.

I wish I had a pet germ.

Granted, But then it gives you a disease

I wish the Warriors series was real

Granted, but you get mauled by cats everytime you go outside.

I wish I was INVINCIBLE

Granted, but you destroy yourself by being TOO awesome

I wish Sugar was back

(My dog)

Granted, but she's a zombie.

I wish I had some pie right now

granted, but theres a dead rat in it.

i wish i had a burger