Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

(Oops...)

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish

(lol)

Granted but everyone else did.
I wish I was more responsible.

Granted but you take responsibility for everything and get over-worked, causing you to not be able to take care of what you need to take care of.

I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted but it melts.
I wish my friends would rp with me.

Granted but they get bored

I wish i had a wish

Granted but it was thebest wish ever and it is corrupted

I wish the world would last longer

granted but then no one lives to see it

I wish I was nocternal.

Granted but everyone else is 100% diurnal and you can never see your friends because they are asleep when you are up.

I wish I could be a wolf for a day.

(Hehe, the last wish of mine that got corrupted... I would just drink melted ice cream anyway.)

Granted but you are hunted illegally T.T

I wish my friend would call me

Granted but they only bring bad news.

I wish I had some chocolate milk...

Granted but the milk is curdled

I wish I could go to the bathroom in the snap of a finger

Granted, but then you're like a bad wizard, and end up with the top half of your body in the bathroom, and the other half in the attic.

You didn't wish...

(oh well)

I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from leaving TFC in March '11.

Granted but then it crashes forever and this would never be happening

I wish my stomache wasn't growling

Granted but then you never feel hungry or thirsty and end up dying of thirst.

I wish the WQ forums had posting requirements; rather than letting 95% of all wolfquest accounts be used solely for the game without a single post on the forums.

Granted but then I poof because I don't use WQ Fourms.

I wish I had a dog.

Granted but it is really annoying and naughty

I wish I had a plane ticket in my hand

Granted, but then you loose it.

I wish I have a badger.

Granted but it attacks you.
I wish I had a German sheperd.

Granted but it dies in 3 days.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

(Why? O.o)

Granted but she cheats on you

I wish I had a cookie

Granted but you eat it too fast and choke on it and nearly die.


I wish that Summer Break was ending a month from now instead of 2 weeks from now.

Granted but it gets so hot outside your house and everything melts or burns in flames

I wish I wasn't starving right now

Granted but then you're always thirsty instead.

I wish that my computer had an infinite amount of battery power.