Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted, but then it caught on fire as too much electricity was running through it.

I wish I had a horse.....

Granted, but you're not allowed to ride it.

I wish I had a dog.

Granted but it never stops barking

I wish I didn't choke myself coughing

Granted, but you just cough without choking yourself for the rest of your life and spend your whole life in a hospital as a result.

I wish I knew what these 'gems' that Shade just implemented are.

Granted but then you lose them

I wish people weren't always causing chaos

Granted but then you cause chaos.
I wish I had a horse.

Granted but you lose your legs and can never ride it.

I wish apples tasted better!!

Wish is granted, but then you couldn't eat them.

I wish I had some ravoli.

Granted but you burn your tongue

I wish I had pizza

Granted but its cold and moldy.
I wish i had ice cream.

Granted but you dislike the flavor

I wish the brownies were done

Granted but then your mom says you can't eat them.
I wish I wouldn't react so quickly.

Granted but you take too long

I wish I could make another good rp

Wish granted, however no one joined.

I wish I had a crocodile.

Granted but it death rolls your arm

I wish I all quizzed could come true

Granted but it no longer matters.
I wish my parents weren't so strict./

Granted but they let you hang with dangeros friends who end up killing you and themselves.....

I wish I was 5 years older and 30 pounds lighter

Granted but no one notices
I wish I would stick to something and keep to it.

(I don't need them to XD)

Granted but it turns out a waste of time anyways

I wish I had some pants

Granted but they don't fit.
I wish I had a large piece of bacon.

Granted but you choke on it


I wish clothes could change colors....

Granted, but they always change to your least favorite color.

I wish that everyone spoke the same language.

Granted but then we never talk (that would be amazing)

I wish my crushes weren't older

Granted, but then your crushes are 1 year old.

I wish Sky would stop calling me Dusty.

Granted but sky never calls you anything again and shuns you

I wish 1D weren't so popular