Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted but everybody cranks it up and looks five times better

I wish I was popular in my school

granted but they get over it

i wish i was 14 ( random XD )

granted, but the wish goes wrong after 2 days, u have wrinkles all over your face

I wish I had wings

granted but you can't fly because you're to heavy XD

I wish that i have a way to find stuff

granted, but u don't lose anything, so no way

i wish i have a laptop

granted but you broke it when it was still in the box

i wish i had a horse ( i hear people say this all the time )

granted but the horse died after two weeks

i wish i won a contest

granted but the prize is a used toothbrush XD

I wish Pewdiepie would shout BARRELS!!! more XD

Granted but every time somebody shouts it, they hit you in the face.

I wish my cat wasnt lazy

Granted, but instead it is hungry, and next thing you know: "WHERE ARE MY SLIPPERS!!!"

I wish my feet weren't cold 3':

Granted but then tbey wont stop sweating

I wish my sistefr wasnt annoying

(I don't really want to corrupt that )

I wish school only lasted 4 hours but you got a lot of work done

I no corrupt that!

I wish my kitty was smart

Granted but it always out smarts you

I wish Harley was still alive...

I dont wanna corupt it

I wish I had a yorkiepup

Granted but you have to sell it after two days

I wish I wasn't sweaty

(ewww xD)
Granted, but an hour later you become sweaty again

I wish I could find a matching pair of socks

Granted, but you can't find a matching pair of clothes

I wish I could get on the computer more and keep more up-to-date with stuff on here

Granted but once you can we stop and don't do anything until you leave for two days

I wish your eyes could withstand light easier

Granted, but then our hearing gets worse

I wish we didn't need oxygen to breath

granted but then we need carbon dioxide to breathe

i wish i didnt mess things up all the time

Granted, but you became perfect and everyone became jealous and hated you

I wish i knew where everything was in the world

Granted but then you have to tell everyone else everyday

I wish I had the ability to wish every night and it come true no mess up

Granted, but every time you wish for something, you age 5 years

I wish there was no such thing as school, college or university but yet we still knew what we would've done if we had gone (If that makes sense xD)

Me no want to corrupt that

I wish for food