Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted but you get really fat and die.
I wish I would just finish my homework.

Granted bu then your dog eats it

I wish i could not get in trouble

Granted, but you're a goody-to-shoes and get bullied

I wish i wasn't such a chocoholic

Granted but you become something worse

I wish my cut off time to Internet wasn't at 7:00

Granted but you do it all night without sleep
I wish for a potato

granted but the potato is invested with grubs

I wish no one would argue(It makes my ears hurt.)

Granted, but then you get annoyed and everyone starts acting like Ned Flanders

I wish i could create a character for the simpsons

Granted, but it was crazy cat lady

I wish this ice cream i'm eating would last forever <3

Granted but you grow fat on it
I wish i dont have to watch the news channel when my dad makes me. (true story)

Granted but then you are regarded as a stupid and uninformed person by the entire world.

I wish that T1 Finals were in December instead of November.

Granted but you forgot your jacket and its snowing
I wish for my sis to stop singing

Granted but there is a giant awkward silence

I wish school wasn't forced and you were a bit more free....

Granted but you become dumb because you dont study
I wish for a great weekend

Granted but you have the longest worst week after that

I wish hiccups didn't make me feel like puking

Granted but intead you burp
I wish for not having to listen to really bad music

Granted, but you turn into a chicken
I wish that chicken was cheeper

Granted but you buy them all the time you get fat
I wish for cake

granted, but it's so sugary it makes your teeth rot

I wish that my sister didn't embarrass me so much -_-

---____--- Granted, but only because she takes pity on you....when you are there anyway, and embarrasses you from behind your back
I wish i had a pig that could fly o.O

Granted but it always hits you with its hooves

I wish it was 8:00 am

Granted, but from now on your feet have been replaced with blocks of cheese.

I wish i had more posts

Granted but they are all in fun n games earning no crystals

I wish I knew how to get to my friends house

Granted but you get lost on the way home
I wish for food

Granted, but you just get stale bread.

I wish my family would come to their senses and get 1 new car. I personally don't care if we have to go without eating for two weeks as a result. We've spent so much on repairs over the last year, it's not even funny.

Granted but it has fleas in it
I wish for a apple