Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted but it gets big fat and trashes your house.

I wish I was awesom

Granted but you're too awesome.

I wish I could turn into a wolf.

Then you will run all day


I wish i had a small puppy

Granted but it grows to be bigger than your house.

I wish I had a kitten.

Wish granted but rippes all your funiture


I wish for a shirt

Granted but it is too small for you.

I wish I could go to school.

Wish granted but you have a LOT of homework

I wish i had a house

Granted but it's a small shack.

I wish I my room was finished.

Granted but it costs too much.

I wish there was a good tv show on

Granted but its to big to fit in your house


I wish for a pillow

Granted, but it's a rock.

I wish I had super powers.

Granted but then nobody knows its you

I wish I was a paw

Granted but you keep smaking into rocks i wish i was a movie star

Granted but you're stuck there and never become a warrior.

I wish I was shorter.

Granted but then you get teased.

I wish I could live forever

But then you see your friend die

I wish i had a good peach

Granted but its rotten

I wish I had a pet lion

But it roars al night to keep you up
I wish i was rich

Granted but you are robbed

I wish Internet was limitless

Granted but then it fails and caant be fixed.

I wish I could fly

Granted but you fail every time and fall
i wish for a sock

Granted but it has holes in it

I wish for HAZZA

Granted but he has a girl friend

I wish for daddy direction

(Noooo!!! T^T)

Granted but he thinks your crazy

I wish 1D were still 10-13

Granted but they hate you

I wish daddy d doesnt think im crazy