Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted, but it's fake.

I wish I had a plushie of a black dog, a stag, and rat.

Granted but zombie plushies attack them

I wish I was awesome

Granted, but Awesomeness becomes uncool.

I wish Link was real ;;

Granted but then he thinks you're a reincarnatated Ganandorf and kills you.

I wish that I hadn't left TFC back in March of 2011 - wouldn't be a pup now if I stayed.

Granted but you are so old you become an elder and have nothing to do.

I wish I was an apprentice

Granted, but you're stuck in that position.

I wish I hadn't left TFC way back when, when Darky was with me

Granted but five seconds later darky dies

I wish I wouldve known about this place back then

Granted, but it dies sooner.

I wish we still had TFC like back then ;; Rose should still be RiverClan leader.

Granted but everybody decides to bail

I wish I wasn't sick

Granted, but a week later you get more sick.

I wish I lived in Australia.

Granted but it sinks underwater

I wish I had a million computers that could never break or get viruses.

Granted, but they get stolen by the gov.

I wish I had a pet white ferret.

Granted, but the government doesn't like you and locks you in jail for life.

I wish Galestar (former windclan leader) was still here. Oh, and Spottedstar (former shadowclan deputy, then shadowclan leader, then windclan leader) too.

Granted, but they die in battle.

I wish Rose was still leader of RiverClan.

Granted, but she's utterly inactive. (All my memories of Rosestar are about someone who you could never count on to do their leader duties.)

-No wish-

I wish Rose would teach me about the birds and the bees again xD

Granted, but you forget what she teaches you the next day.

I wish Swiftstar was active.

Granted, but she posts so much that you lose track.

I wish I was a little older.

Granted, but you're so old you die.

I wish that the Colorado Shooting never happened. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, you've been living under a rock for the last 2 days or so. Just saying.)

Granted, but it happens near you.

I wish no one invented guns -.-

Granted, but then you have to fight off all sorts of predators with your bare hands.


I wish my family consisted of millionaires.

Granted, but everyone burns all your money.

I wish my dog was still alive.

Granted but then all dead things come alive and over crowd the earth

I wish for nothing

Granted, but the next day you get something.

I wish for world peace.

Granted but the world is do peaceful no one talks