Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

-No wish-

I wish I had a puppy.

Granted but it poops like crazy

I wish for you to stop posting on forum games

Granted, but the next day I begin again xD

I wish I could hold my breath for a long time.

Granted but then you turn purple forever

I wish this was happier

Granted, but you become so happy that you feel no other emotion.

I wish I had a tigger.

Granted but it pounces on you forever

I wish for end of satin and evil crazy peeps

Granted, but a moar evil man appears.

I wish for a big wolf plushie.

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish WQ allowed hyperlinks and images.

Granted, but they never allow text.

I wish I had a puppy.

Granted but it doesn't obey one bit

I wish magic was real

{;; I dont wanna corrupt that}

Granted, but you don't have any.

I wish I could fly on a broom.

Granted but birds poop on you

I wish I had a feather

Granted, but it carries a disease.

I wish I had a wand.

Granted but you sit on it ._.

I wish for wellness

{I'll use tape like Ron!}

Granted, but you get a well instead.

I wish for a pie...

Granted but a clown walks up and smacks it in your face

I wish my body didn't hurt

Granted, but your mind starts to.

I wish I didn't have growing pains.

(My mind already hurts I have a major headache)

Granted but you never grow

I wish I could take a pill that dissolved my pain

Granted, but it makes you sick.

I wish I could sprout wings.

Granted but you don't know how to use them

I wish I had never gained weight

Granted, but you lose it until you become unhealthy.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted but you turn into Edward Cullen and I hate you forever

I wish I could listen to music while posting

{I love Rob!<3333 just not Edward ;;}

Granted, but you can only post in song form.

I wish I had a taco...

Granted but it falls on you

I wish for something cool

Granted, but it's not really.

I wish my PC wasn't being a booty -.-