Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted, but then you become so tired that you end up sleeping on the bus you have taken home and now are in a totally new part of the country with no money.

I wish I knew how to code websites.

Wish granted but then you code it so much no one ever understands you

I wish we never got sick

Granted, but the world becomes overpopulated and cannabalism becomes a normal behavior as a result.

I wish the two main political parties of the united states didn't hate each other.

Granted, but then everyone starts to like each other so much that we give our country to Britain again. {Lame}

I wish I had the next book to the series Im reading.

Granted, though you end up liking it so much that you ignore everything other than the book and loose all things meaningful in your life.

I wish that I could sleep in tomorrow.

Granted, but when you wake up it's the year 3095.

I wish Ouran High School Host Club was real :3

Granted, but you aren't allowed to be a part of it.

I wish Wolfquest had enough funding to make the perfect episode 3 w/ no bugs or glitches at all.

Granted, but they don't have enough to make a number 4

I wish the world came to peace

Granted, but then the world becomes overpopulated and people start eating each other. This overpopulation is due to the total lack of dying in battle.

I wish that it was impossible to get a bad grade on anything in school.

Granted but dumb people rule the school and live their life ss dumb ss a stick

I wish everyone in the world was educated

Granted, but the world would run out of jobs and places for them. No homes.

I wish that I could turn into Squirrelpup/paw/fur.

Granted, however you'd loose everything you had when you were a human (family, friends, education, etc.)

I wish I could stay at my aunt and uncle's house longer.

Granted but you find out its haunted and you are scarred for life (I just watched woman in black so yeah cant get it off my head)

I wish kids these days didn't learn all this bad stuff going on now days

Granted, but then they learn mid-evil things o.o

I wish I had a normal sleeping pattern.

Granted, but then you can't break the pattern, even if your house is burning.

I wish I had another cup of tea.

Granted, but it's so nasty that you never want to drink tea again.

I wish my computer wasn't parent controlled ;;

Granted but then you get a big virus on it

I wish I was 15

Grated but then somehow {As in my pet rainbow pegasus, king of the Land of Zefron} switches the numbers so you are 51.

I wish I could burn this book next to me -.-

Granted put the smoke is filled with a poison and you die

I wish I was skinnier

Granted, but then you keep getting skinny until you are too skinny and you die :c

I wish my friends could come over.

Granted but your parents sit one inch from y'all the whole time

I wish people had faith in themselves

Granted, but they have so much faith that they lose it in everything else. {That one was hard.}

I wish I had some water.

Granted but then you spill it on yourself

I wish kids in Africa had food

{Why do you keep doing ones that are hard ;;}

Granted, but then everyone else does not have food.

I wish my brother was home.

Granted but he shuns you and never notices you

I wish satin didn't exist and all the rude evil horrid people in the world. Leaving us to die natuarlly and rightfully