Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

-.-

Granted, but when we die we are left in nothingness.

I wish my brother didn't shun me.

Granted but then he talks so fast you cant understand him.

I wish we didn't have nightmares

Granted, but then the nightmares take over our conscious life.

I wish Pangea was enabled right now o3o

Edit: Granted, but then when it breaks up you are in Africa with no food. I wish I'm alive.

Granted but everyone dies and the world is blank and wjite

I wish there was no such thing as embarresment.

Granted, but they never leave. Their stay becomes so long that you end up getting tired of them and gradually hating them, but they still refuse to leave. You are forced to go everywhere with them for the rest of your life, even though you no longer like them.

I wish that my grandmother didn't have parkinson's disease.

Granted but then you get the Parkinson's disease.

I wish I had a little better life

Granted, but it's only better for one day, and then it's bad again. (Lame, I know)

I wish I had perfect hearing. (My hearing is fine, but it's not perfect like my eyesight.)

Granted but you lose your eyesight.

I wish this dog would get it off of me

It's granted for a second, then immediately ungranted becaue you made a grammatical error while making your wish (Should be "get off of me", rather than "get it off of me") .


I wish that I had something to wish for.

Granted, but then you forget it.

I wish I knew what to write for a writing contest :/

Granted but once your done it falls into a fireplace and can never be recovered.

I wish their was no pollution in the air

Granted, but then the atmosphere breaks and we're all sucked into space.

I wish I wasn't tired right now.

Granted but eyes turn red from staying awake so long they explode -_-

I wish this game didn't exist

Granted, but then it becomes real life.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you are a bird and Squirrelpup caught you!

I wish I can have more crystals...

Granted, but then they all get blown up.

I wish I had a pet ferret.

Granted but it gets eaten by a dust bunneh 0.0

I wish we could travel to other planets and turn each one into paradise and live their with endless food water and air

Granted, but then the aliens there kill you.

I wish I could do something.

Granted but that's the only thing you can ever do

I wish I was even taller

Granted, but yo become so tall you become an outcast.

I wish I had a dragon.

Granted but it burns your house down.

I wish I had three pairs of new shoes

Granted, but you hate them all.

I wish I could meet Darren Criss.

Granted but he kills you out of cold blood

I wish I was super smart

Granted, but your brains grows larger the smarter you get and explodes.

I wish I could have super powers.