Corrupt-A-Wish

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Just like the one on WQ. Someone makes a wish, the next person grants and corrupts that wish, then makes their own wish the next person has to grant and corrupt, and so on. I guess I'll start~

I wish I could think of a better description for this.

Granted but they turn on you killing your ownself with them

I wish I had some cute shirts

Grated, but everyone thinks they're ugly.

I wish I had more animals on Chicken Smoothie.

Granted but you have so many it hard to keep track of them

I wish I had a chicken smoothie account

Granted, but then the site crashes.

I wish I had a pegasus.

Granted but it breaks its wings

I wish I could go on a Tv show.

Granted, but no one watches the show.

I wish I had a laptop.

Granted but it doesn't turn on

I wish I had red and black hair

Granted, but they're not the types you want.

I wish I had a twin brother.

Granted, however he turns out to be one of the most annoying people on the planet.

I wish I wasn't going home tomorrow.

Granted, but then you end up going to Mars.

I wish I was a wolf.

Granted, but you end up getting only wolf intelligence as well.

I wish I had more money.

Granted, but it all burns to ash.

I wish this one site would work ;;

Granted but the rest crash forever.

I wish I had glasses for no reason

Granted, but then when you really need glasses they won't give 'em to you.

I wish I could meet some of my friends from the internet in real life.

Granted but we are all ßick and get you sick

I wish I had a cool halloween costume

Granted, but then it gets destroyed.

I wish my mom would leave me alone!

Granted, but then everyone would leave you alone forever even us

I wish it was 2013 already so I can prove I lived

Grated, but as soon as the time turns to 12:01 am you die.

I wish my friend wasn't taller than me ;;

Granted but they are so short you cant talk or play with them any more.

I wish I had some contacts

Granted, but you lose them a minute later and never find them or get new ones.

I wish that WQ Multiplayer would stop having problems.

Granted but then you are banned for playing it

I wish I had an energy bar

Granted but then everyone sees it

I wish I had a balinese. Nice show cat.

Granted but it is uglified and then emaciated.....

I wish pet abuse was rid of forever

Granted, but then you get abused. 500 Spankings Every Day.

I wish that all unhealthy fast food restaurants were forced to close down. Especially McDonald's and Burger King.

Granted but you have to everything that is healthy no chocolate meat or any sweet stuff and such

I wish I could live on rps